記者蔡彰盛／專題報導
近來110或119接獲的報案內容越來越蝦、越扯，除了救人，還要救貓、救雞、救鴿、救牛，甚至有要求警伯抓鬼驅魔的求救電話，光怪陸離的報案內容讓警察和消防員哭笑不得！
禽流感爆發 門前死雞急報警
日前禽流感疫情爆發，許多民眾看見飛禽都心驚膽跳，119深夜接獲民眾報案：「快來人啊，我們家門前好像死了一隻雞！」值勤消防員要報案人確認，對方說雞沒死，電話掛掉。不久，那人又來電：「救命啊！雞被野狗追咬，死定了，你們還不快來！」當晚消防員趕赴現場處理，大夥兒面面相覷「咱們讀警校好像不是為這種事吧？」
幾名大學生晚間在學校湖畔玩得太high，連涼亭石桌都被弄倒，壓到其中一人的腳掌，同學打119求救，消防員火速趕到，現場卻空無一人，正納悶著，附近學生才尷尬地說：「有壓到啦，壓到鞋子，腳掌抽出來就沒事了。」
西濱公路旁有民眾報案「有條牛倒在路旁，快沒氣了！」消防員特別出動載重車前往，趕到現場發現報案人早已「庖丁解牛」，拿刀將牛開膛剖肚，結果消防員才發現「這傢伙根本就是叫我們幫他載牛肉的！」
嗆警救鴿子 不救…告死你們
有民眾報案「整排鴿子停在高壓電線上，怕牠們被電死…」消防員到場驅趕，鴿子飛走的不多，報案人竟嗆「你們今天不救這些鴿子，我絕不放過你們，一定告死你們！」
某次颱風後，郊區民眾發現樹梢掛了顆女人的頭，長髮飄飄好不嚇人，趕緊打119：「快來啊，有個女的上吊自殺啊！」消防員趕到，發現服飾店衣架模特兒被颱風吹到樹上，乍看還真的滿嚇人的。
被公共電話吃掉一塊錢 也報案
不只如此，有人報案「有流浪貓聽得懂人話，還有小姐在現場溝通等待中」，網友說「大概是等待貓咪降旨吧？」有人打110報案「車道掉落垃圾一包」；還有民眾報案稱「被公用電話吃掉一塊錢！」
接下來的報案內容驚嚇度極高，有民眾報案「路邊有紙箱，內有骨灰罈」；有人報案稱「遭一男一女的鬼附身，需警察協助驅魔」，警員笑笑說，「警校沒教這個，只有優勢警力，沒有法力。」
有民眾向110報案稱「某住戶養的一隻鴨子經常亂叫妨害安寧」；高速公路客運乘客打110說「冷氣太冷了，請警方聯繫司機。」還有人打給110說「某人高潮太久受傷」，請警方通知119，警方覺得奇怪，「暫時不要炒飯就好了嘛，為何還要轉報？」
有民眾報案「有一個人穿反光背心，擺放三角錐，不知在做什麼」，請警方前往瞭解，警員依報案者描述前往查看，結果看到「自己人在維護交通」。
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SHOTLIST:
DUBAI, UNITED ARAB EMIRATES, APRIL 25, 2013. SOURCE: AFPTV
- VAR of the Ferrari patrol car and Dubai Police female officers outside the mall of Dubai ．．．
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DUBAI, UNITED ARAB EMIRATES, APRIL 25, 2013. SOURCE: AFPTV
- VAR of the Ferrari patrol car and Dubai Police female officers outside the mall of Dubai and the entrance of the Armani Hotel in Burj Khalifa.
SOUNDBITE 1 - Mariam Hmaid (woman), Dubai Police second lieutenant (Arabic, 6 sec)
"The general command of Dubai Police decided that the Ferrari patrol car will be for the police women division."
- VAR of the Ferrari patrol car and Dubai Police female officers outside the mall of Dubai and the entrance of the Armani Hotel in Burj Khalifa.
SOUNDBITE 2 - Mariam Hmaid (woman), Dubai Police second lieutenant (Arabic, 11 sec)
"This is the only Ferrari at Dubai Police. The price range of this car is between 1.5. to 2 million AED after making some adjustments and adding instruments to the car."
- VAR of the Ferrari patrol car and Dubai Police female officers outside the mall of Dubai and the entrance of the Armani Hotel in Burj Khalifa.
SOUNDBITE 3 - Mariam Hmaid (woman), Dubai Police second lieutenant (Arabic, 10 sec):
"This car will be used mostly in the tourist areas of Dubai, such as the boulevard, Burj Khalifa, Palm Jumeirah, and Jumeirah beach residence."
- VAR of the Ferrari patrol car and Dubai Police female officers outside the mall of Dubai and the entrance of the Armani Hotel in Burj Khalifa.
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AFP TEXT STORY:
UAE-police-offbeat
Dubai police show off Ferrari
DUBAI, April 25, 2013 (AFP) - Dubai police on Thursday showed off a new Ferrari they will use to patrol the city state, hot on the heels of a Lamborghini which joined the fleet earlier.
The car sporting the green and white of Dubai police was unveiled at the foot of the Burj al-Khalifa, the world's tallest building. It will be used by women police to patrol tourist areas.
The introduction of luxury Italian cars to the police force is being seen as a sign of economic recovery in the Gulf emirate where a housing bubble burst in 2008.
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